“It’s almost like I subconsciously don’t want to work anymore, so I’m trying to ruin my career. [I lied and told someone] I’m pregnant!…I did this to the New York Times. My publicist called me and was like, “This is the New York Times. Be serious.” And then I found myself talking about orgies in three seconds.”
Put this screencap on my tombstone
she’s always doing this.
it doesn’t even belong to us!
Oh Chemistree, oh chemistree,
How lovely are your beakers.
You wish your chem lab was as cool as mine.
Pile of school buses in south Michigan
mom im gonna be home late we’re stuck in traffic
I can’t decide which I love more: the one that’s totally nonchalant about getting pushed a foot across the floor or the two that roll off and don’t care. Business as usual, I guess. XD
the robot is like, ok little kitten, you- go here. NO black and white spotted kitten you can’t get on. And you two- this is your stop, time to get off. These two kittens are coming with me
this makes me so happy
reblogged again for those^
I can’t not reblog this.
I am filled with an enormous joy because of this gif.